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Cwoozy Dawwg wrote:
Scags wrote:
One time while playing Bobby Fischer in a heated chess match, Chuck Norris was down to his last 2 pawns, a GI Joe, and a Malibu Stacy doll. Bobby Fischer made one more move and proclaimed to have Chuck Norris in checkmate, however, Chuck Norris responded "I'm sorry Bob, but your in chuck mate" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. Immediately following the kick, the search for Bobby Fischer officially began.
samer wrote:
there is no turtle holding the earth on its back, it was chuck norris.
samer wrote:
chuck norris felt sympathetic only once, this was when he found a starving dog on the street when chuck picked him up he yawned, The result of this transaction was the largest star explosion ever recorded in the universe created out of his anger.
65.121.129.100 wrote:
There is no naughty or nice list for chuck norris, there's the chuck norris list.
65.121.129.100 wrote:
Chuck norris doesn't stare, he simply looks for any signs of weakness
Bill wrote:
Chuck Norris once had a staring contest, his opponent is still blind to this day.
Floyd (http://floyd.fesjapan.com) wrote:
Whats with the Chuck Norris obsession? Although certainly he could kick my ass and anyone I know ... except one ...
sergical wrote:
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Jesus the gift of the beard. Jesus treasured this gift most. The other three wise men collaborated to get Chuck out of the Bible. A few weeks later the three wise men were found dead by round-house kick related injuries.
cris wrote:
wen chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down
152.163.100.12 wrote:
Chuck Norris didn't get a nose job he just gave his own a dirty look in the mirror.
ben wrote:
once, a blind man stepped on chuck norris' foot. to this, chuck norris replied "don't u know who i am? i'm chuck norris" the mere mention of his name cured the blind man of his blindness. sadly, the first, only, and last thing this blind man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face
Dennis wrote:
Chuck Norris's Tears Cure Cancer...Sadly, Chuck Norris Never Cries!!
Keith (http://keithdevens.com/) wrote:
K, this is done.
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i thought of this one after watching the movie..
chuck norris was not asked to be in the movie Dogdeball, he told the producers he would be