Keith Devens .com

Fascinating. Truly fascinating. Why do you bother even posting such stuff?

Cause I feel like it. I'll post whatever the heck I want, thank you very much.

Carl, notice that this is the Keith Devens weblog...

Damn straight!

Did you wipe your butt today too? Do tell! Do tell! We wait in rapt attention.

Tomorrow, please blog about how you tied your shoes.

Fuck off.

Please feel free to unsubscribe from my feed.

Wow, I'll forward your kind words to your employer, your church, and your family. I know their contact info. You have emotional and maturity problems, don't you? Seek help.

Actually, my employer reads my blog. He'd probably agree with me that you should fuck off. You're the one subscribed to and commenting on my site after all.

"I know their contact info"? You claim to be stalking me and I'm the one with emotional problems? Go away.

Haha, right. Whatever. Your employer actually thinks your blog is incredibly inane. Oh, lookie, Keith ate grilled cheese!! Whee! OMFG!! They're likely plotting your termination at this time...

Do they teach you to tell people to fuck off in church? Is that what being a good Christian is about?

Go away, stalker. This thread is closed.

Re-enabled comments as Carl seems to have calmed down.

Hello Carl,

Whatever your real name is, you are a sick person. As Keith has noted, I do read his blog. Like many blogs, it has its own quirkiness and uniqueness. Ironically, it was reading this blog that lead me to actively recruit Keith.

That having been said, it is HIS blog. If he wants to spend 10 pages lamenting the quality of toilet paper at the local McDonalds, he can.

So, as far as his employer thinks, you can kiss his ass and go get some professional help. If you want to contact his family or his fellow churchgoers, I'm sure they would be happy to hear from you so they can report you to the proper authorities.

Oh..

And BTW, what would Dean Ricketson think if she knew that one of her students was cyberstalking? I'm sure that I have a couple of friends at some higher educational institutions of repute that could bring it to her attention.

If you are going to play these games, don't do it with someone in our business. If you think you can hide, you really don't know what we do.

Carl sucks.

I agree, Carl does suck.

But, apparently, so does Keith's diet. :-) No offense, man!

You might want to consider checking out Harvard's Nutrition Source. I think it's the best starting point for those who are interested in learning about nutrition.

http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/

For more info, read the latest edition of Walter Willett's book, which was published in June. It's really short, only about 200 pages excluding recipes. And it's not a fad diet book, either, just solid science.

http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/EDBH_update.html

But, apparently, so does Keith's diet. :-) No offense, man!

No offense taken... that was my point! Thanks for the links!