Keith Devens .com

Surely as they studied buhddist monks the study is a bit squiffed? I mean, they aren't going to drink, smoke, eat fatty foods. They aren't going to get that stressed and they'll get plenty of exercise. Make half an office drink their urine each morning and see what happens then.

Know what? They are soon going to tell us "A plate of excrement a day keeps the doctor broke"
Look, it's a time in history where we are just dying for a chance to say "Can you believe it? The facts had been right under our nostrils the whole time, but we were just too busy sticking wire-supported flags on the moon to notice!"
It's a sickening fad. And more are coming. So, stand up and raise your hand. No, the other hand - the right hand (of truth!) and repeat after me ...

"I, (your name), will not be caught dead believing that extraordinary meals (Rat-tail, a more down-to-earth rendition of oxtail; opposum paws, a furry version of chicken fingers; puppy pullet, a warmed-up look at fish-fillet...) will do anything in the positive, or (God-forbiddddd!) the negative, to my social, sexual, or psychological well-being, AMEN!"

You may be seated.