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James Lileks on the debate

James Lilkes has a must-read screed on the first presidential debate:

I hate the debates. I have a vision of 65 million undecided Americans tuning in and making a snap judgment for all the wrong reasons. Wow, he pounded the podium to emphasize each word - but the other guy pounded each syllable. What’s this about sealing Fallujer? Is it leaking? Did they have a flood?

But mostly I hate the debates because I simply cannot abide hearing certain statements I’ve been hearing over, and over, and over again. I can’t take any more talk about bringing allies to the table. Which ones? Brazil? Mynmar? Microfrickin’nesia? Are there some incredibly important and powerful nations out there whose existence has hitherto escaped me? Fermany? Gerance? The Galactic Order of the Belgian Dominion? Did we piss off the Vulcans? Who? If we mean “France and Germany,” then please explain to me why the reluctant participation of these two countries somehow bestows the magic kiss of legitimacy. They want in? Fine. They don’t? Fine. At this point mooning over France is like being that sophomore loser dorm pal who spent his dateless weekends telling his loser roommate about a high school sweetheart who stood him up for the prom. Give it up. Move on. I understand; they are wise and nuanced, we are young and dumb. We’re the cowboy leaning with his back against the bar, elbows on the rail, watching the door; we need our European betters to teach us how to ape the subtle forms of Nijinsky, limbs arrayed in the exquisite form of the Dying Swan. Understood. But I don’t want to be the Dying Swan. And I don’t want posture lessons from a country that spent the last 20 years flopping on its back and grabbing its ankles when Saddam showed up waving stacks of Francs in exchange for bang-sticks. Don’t you think I know about France’s relations with Saddam? Surely the advocates of the French Touch must know, and don’t care. Or they don’t know – in which case their advice is useless.

Germany? Whatever.

And it took lots of dead Americans to be able to say that.

Also dead Russians. Is Russia the great ally we’ve dissed? If we invite Russia to help, then we have to tell them things. I don’t want to tell them things. At least as they relate to the battlefield.

Perhaps the “ally” is that big blue wobbly mass known as the UN, that paragon of moral clarity, that conscience of the globe. You want to really anger a UN official? Tow his car. Short of that you can get away with anything. (Sudan is on the human rights commission, to cite a prominent and amusing detail. It’s like putting Tony Soprano on the New Jersey Waste Management Regulation Board.) I don’t worry that the UN is angry with us. I’d be worried if they weren’t. And I find it interesting that someone who would complain about outsourcing peevishly notes that we hired <psycho screeching strings> HALLIBURTON </strings> to do the work instead of throwing buckets of billions to French and German contractors who sold them the jets and built the bunkers.

I’ve been hearing this shite for years! That’s why I can’t stand the debates!

There's much more, of course. Roger Simon comments: "In an age of terrorism, we act as if we're electing class president. Weird."

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Elling wrote:

Calm down guys... you hate the debates because Kerry might win. That's the truth.

I think you fell in love with the image of an America that can do EVERYTHING, and an America that don't have to listen to what the rest of the world has to say.

And you might laugh of John Kerry's "global test", but the fact is, John Kerry's got it righ. Bush has got it wrong.

Bush is currently leading America down the road that spells "everybody hates America". Kerry tries to tell you this, and he tried to spell it out during the debates. But you guys seem to be sound asleep in a dream where America is invincible, where America don't have to listen to anyone around them, and where America always wins in the end.

Well... guys... Wake up and smell the coffee. The whole world is against you right now, and it's BECAUSE of the kind of attitude that's displayed by for instance the owner of this blog and the author of the cited article.

∴ Elling | 3-Oct-2004 4:34pm est | #5759

Keith (http://keithdevens.com/) wrote:

I don't get it. How'd you just manage to say a whole bunch of things but completely evade the point in what he wrote? It's always impressive to me when people do that, because I'm not good at that myself.

Keith | 3-Oct-2004 4:43pm est | http://keithdevens.com/ | #5760

Elling wrote:

Well, then I suggest that maybe YOU missed the point in what he wrote.

I can't comment on whether the UN is a big blue wobbly mass, and I cannot comment on whether you'd have to "tell them things" if you "invited Russia to join you".

But I can comment on the general form of arrogance that's communicated in this article, and also in some of your own political writings.

What I think I see is that you guys have a distorted image of America, and that you think America can act on their own in the world, because of their current strength.

And what I'm trying to say is that I think it's stupid of you to rely on your strength, and to choose to throw all good diplomatic relations with other countries over board.

As for Kerry, I think he wants to repair the relationships that the US once had with the rest of the world, and I think he's onto something good for America when he tries to do this.

Bush on the other hand has got his mind set on America running a solo race in the war on terror. And I think his ideas on this are very wrong.

If America chooses to do what Bush suggests, I personally think it's a bad move both for America and for the rest of the world.

And these things I think are more important to comment on than whether the UN is a big blue wobbly mass.

∴ Elling | 3-Oct-2004 5:51pm est | #5763

Keith (http://keithdevens.com/) wrote:

But I can comment on the general form of arrogance that's communicated in this article

That's why he called it a "screed".

You keep referring to "the rest of the world" and you say we're going "solo". What Lileks is challenging people like you on (and this is why I said you evaded what he said) is to say who you're really referring to. Given that we have so many nations with us in Iraq and Afghanistan and that we've started organizations like the Caspian Guard and the Proliferation Security Initiative (which Bush mentioned in the debate), we're clearly not doing this "solo", as you claim.

What "the rest of the world" always seems to come down to is something like France, Germany, Russia, and China. And with Lileks, I say "So?". If they supported us in Iraq, would that give legitimacy to the war, and if so, why?

Also, it's not about us "relying on our strength" and "acting on our own" (which we're not anyway), but the point that Lileks mentions is that most of the rest of the world hardly has any military power whatsoever. It's not about how strong we are, but how weak the rest of the world is in comparison. Even if France and Germany did help us, what difference would that make? Anyway, now I'm just repeating Lileks' points.

Keith | 3-Oct-2004 6:16pm est | http://keithdevens.com/ | #5766

Keith (http://keithdevens.com/) wrote:

Oops, the claim about how weak the rest of the world is wasn't Lileks' point. I was thinking of this, which goes hand in hand with what he says. Whereas Lileks was challenging the assumption that the blessing of France or Germany somehow lends legitimacy, the other side of the coin is whether their involvement would lend any strength.

Keith | 3-Oct-2004 6:20pm est | http://keithdevens.com/ | #5767

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