Van Helsing: not so good, and ultimately pretty goofy. You know it's bad when you're laughing out loud not at the stuff that's supposed to be funny, but at the parts that are supposed to be, well... something else. Kate Beckinsale, however, is beautiful as usual, and the red-headed vampire-wife was very pretty as well.
Hmm... I guess it's pretty bad that that's about all I have to compliment the movie on. The special effects were cool, but they ultimately fall flat on their own (a point which George Lucas will hopefully have understood for episode III). Oh, and special effects which obviously violate the laws of physics aren't fun to watch, they're insulting.
Monday, May 10, 2004
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