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James (http://www.ordinary-life.net) wrote:
Keith (http://keithdevens.com/) wrote:
Uh, ok.
James (http://www.ordinary-life.net) wrote:
Well I mean each point was so delibertally slanted and phrased I couldn't take any of it seriously. Well okay, I agreed with a thing here and there but in general we are talking silliness on a scale to dwarf large continents.
"Problem 12: The American presidency had been disgustingly diminished by Clinton affairs, lying, and chicanery.
Solution: Bush has conducted an honorable personal life.
Grade: A"
Wait... the former coke addict, <a href="http://www.talion.com/georgebush.html">service dodging</a> Bush? C+ at best, with Clinton being an C-
"Problem 15: Bush inherited an American military that, due to organizational inertia, was better suited to fight the Soviets in Germany than the likely threats we will face in the 21st century.
Solution: Bush picked defense secretary who has steadfastly encouraged the the Pentagon to pick appropriate weapons systems and focus on tactical and strategic measures that are more focused on future threats.
Grade: A-"
Like lasers that shoot down missles? When pretty much everyone acknoledges that the biggest threat is by small carry/shippable dirty bombs and nukes? C
I mean you could rip the "gradebook" to shreds. It doesn't even make an attempt at being realistic. It's like a little boys version of reality, where Bush is a white knight on a horse instead of a politician.
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Wow, that's the most delusional thing I've read in a long time. I actually laughed out loud... twice. Thanks!