OH MY GOSH I THINK THERE ARE BEAR PRINTS ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!
They're enormous, and way too big to be the prints of even a great dane - and they're not the same as dog prints anyway. The only thing I can think of is that they're bear prints. I've heard that we have bears at Ramapo (Ramapo Reservation. Woods and mountains and a lake and stuff five minutes from my home), and a little while ago I was there late at night - it basically got dark while I was trekking around the woods, which was silly of me - a bear must have gone and romped around on my car while I was in the woods! It's even rained a tiny bit since then while I was driving, but the footprints are still easily distinguishable. Craaazy!
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