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Entry 1584

I'm currently watching The Toy, with Richard Pryor, on DVD!

"Were you ever a theif?!"
"Shut up"
"Well were ya?"
"Don't you know it's part of the black cultural imperative!?"

"If I say they're lies, they're lies."
"But it's the truth!"
"The truth? <snicker> The truth has nothing to do with reality. You have to deal with reality."
"In reality, any one of these people, with a little persuasion, will say what I want them to say, because I am reality. - Moorhouse, take your pants down."
"Sir?"
"I said take your pants down, right here, right now."
"I have to?"
"Well, if you value your job."
Takes pants down
"That's reality." Pause. "Get dressed."

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