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Entry 1270

Holy crap Flangy is playing a lot of video games!

Also, he writes: "Have you seen the latest Mastercard Priceless ad? Apparently it's priceless to have a wuss kid who can't last the night away from home at a sleepover.

Suck it up, kid!"

Hey, I was one of those kids! Lol. I don't remember how old I was, but it was sometime in elementary school, I was invited to someone's huge birthday party sleepover. I didn't feel 'safe' staying there (these were the kinds of kids who made the first kid to fall asleep pee himself by putting his hand in warm (or was it cold?) water), so I decided to call home and leave. Those kids wound up being what I guess were the "cool kids" in the grade... looking back, I don't think I ever got invited to anything by them ever again I definitely don't regret leaving that night. While I was upstairs making the phone call they put nasty shit stained dirty underwear in my Alf sleeping bag which I found later. Trust me: I wound up with much much better friends afterwards

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