Some funny quotes from my assembly language teacher:
"flat tire" - he tells a story about a kid who claims he got a flat tire on the way to the final. It's not funny, but the way he says "tire", and that he told the story to us three separate times, is.
"My sergeant used to call me Sarin. My name's not Sarin. Sarin's a gas that kills people. I'm not a gas that kills people."
"Don't pack up your books yet. We have 20 minutes left. You can cook a chicken in 20 minutes. Don't get edgy!"
Tuesday, February 5, 2002
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