Yo, a bird pooped on my face today. I was walking under a tree with a bunch of pigeons in it, thinking to myself how much they sounded like Beeboobeep from Thumb Wars. I was making the sound and everything - "beep boop beep!", and all of a sudden, poop on my glasses!
The nice thing is, my first reaction was to laugh. I'm glad I reacted that way. I think it shows my character
. Much worse things have happened to me, you know?
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